§ Contents 
Body
Genitals
Masturbation
Penetration
Ejaculation
Problems
Slang for masturbation
- Anna Palm
- Auto-eroticism
- Backstroke
- Bamming Your Wang With The Rest Of The Gang
- Beat Off
- Beat The Meat
- Beat Your Meat
- Beating Off
- Bleed The Lizard
- Bonking Your Bologna
- Bop The Bologna
- Bopping Your Bishop
- Buffing The Purple Helmet
- Burp The Worm
- Bust A Nut
- Catching A Nut
- Check The Oil
- Choke Your Chicken
- Choking The Chicken
- Corralling The Tadpole
- Dating Rosy Palmer
- Diddling
- Diddling The Box
- Doing The Dishes
- Feeding The Ducks
- Feel Up
- Feelie
- Finger Blast
- Finger Blasting
- Finger Fuck
- Finger Jabbing
- Fingering
- Fist Fucking
- Five Finger Knuckle Chuckle
- Five Finger Lingo
- Five Knuckle Shuffle
- Flog The Dolphin
- Flog The Friar
- Flog Your Log
- Flogging The Bishop
- Flogging Your Pride
- Franny And Her Five Sisters
- Get Wet
- Getting Off Get Excited
- Grab The Bozac
- Grease The Monkey
- Grease Your Pole
- Hammer Hands
- Hand Car
- Hand Jive
- Hand Job
- Hitchhiking Under The Sheets
- Home Job
- Honking His Root
- Humping Off
- Jack Off
- Jack Your Dick
- Jacking off
- Jag Off
- Jerking Off
- Marching German Soldier
- Milking The Lizard
- Nothing Mom!
- Onanism
- One-eyed Kate
- Paddle The Pickle
- Palm It
- Piddle
- Piddle The Pud
- Piddley Diddling
- Play With Yourself
- Playing With One's Self
- Playing With Peter
- Pocket Pinball
- Pocket Ping-pong
- Polish The Pud
- Pound Your Pud
- Pud Wacking
- Pull Your Pud
- Pulling Your Pecker
- Pulling Your Puppet
- Punching The Munchkin
- Red Eye Pete
- Rosie Palmer And Her Five Friends
- Rosy Palm
- Rub One Out
- Rubbin' A Chubby
- Sally Fist And Her Five Sisters
- Sally Palm
- Sanding It
- Self Abuse
- Self-pollution
- Shake The Snake
- Shangra-la
- Shining Your Helmet
- Skin Your Bone
- Slap Your Dong
- Slapping The Salami
- Smack Johnny Behind The Ears
- Solitary Vice Or Sin
- Solo
- Spank Your Shank
- Spankin'
- Spanking It
- Spanking The Monkey
- Sparring With The Heavy Bag
- Stroke It
- Stroke The Lizard
- Stroking The Muscle
- Talking To Henry
- Tilly And Her Four Friends
- To Jack Off
- Tooting Your Root
- Toss Off
- Toss-off
- Tossin' Tony
- Touckie-feelie
- Trip To The John
- Tug-o-war With The Cyclops
- Tuggin' On It
- Twiddle A Speed Bag
- Twiddling
- Two Finger Tango
- Using The 10-inch Black Beauty
- Wack Your Squack
- Wack-it
- Walking The Dog
- Wanking
- Wax The Dolphin
- Waxing The Soldier
- Waxing Your Carrot
- Waxing Your Pole
- Whack Off
- Whacking Off
- Whacking The Weasel
- Wham The Ham
- Whip It
- Whip Your Whillie
- Whittle The Wood
- With My Imaginary Lover
- Wrap Five Around Woody
- Yank Your Doodle Dandy
- Yanking
- Yanking The Chain
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